How many sat underwater, entangled by myth’s past tense, before Neptune first raised his beard in the direction of Ethiopia, and after, Odysseus— always living— was saved by Homer’s tablet? Centuries after that story was written, in the land of Not Make Believe, a crew of slave-ship sailors threw one hundred and thirty-two Africans into the Atlantic Ocean. Heave-ho to souls. And people. And laws. And kin. But Odysseus lives. He always will, Our Great White Hope— before whiteness was invented— this hero who longs for the wood’s sway. Despite his tendency to chase tail— sirens and sundry other poppycock-drinking girls— I want to be happy that Homer imagined a sea housing pretty, forgiving Nymphs— while somewhere else, a wheel dances and someone else drowns. Sharks should pass Odysseus by, never imagining his taste. The gods shouldn’t pull at his fate— now angry, now benevolent. I try hard not to blame that man: We all deserve our Maker’s love.